Total Pageviews

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

IS TRUMP A DOTARD OR MORON OR WHAT?


I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!
DirIt all started with Donald Trump calling Kim Jung-un rocket man, and, more recently, little rocket man.  Those North Korean counterpunches are usually so off-the wall, that they become useful fodder for comedians.  

In this case, Kim called Mr. Trump a mentally deranged U.S. dotard.  You can now buy this shirt from Amazon for $19.

NBC reported that Secretary of State, or SOS Rex Tillerson, labeled our President of the United States, or PUS Donald Trump, a moron.  Just today, though, Tillerson was quoted to say that Trump was smart.  After all, just a few weeks ago I, myself, reported that Trump's IQ was, perhaps, 156.

In just one of Trump's Tweets earlier this month he mentioned both:

I told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man...
Our world leaders got to get their act together, meaning Kim and Tillerson:
  • a dotard is a weak-minded or foolish old person
  • a moron can be:  fool, idiot, ass, blockhead, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, cretin, dullard, simpleton
They could, thus, have been more specific.  A few other choice comments (and this is done for fun, so have a sense of humor):
  • Angela Merkel (Germany):  gave Trump a D- grade and called him a grown man in an emotional diaper.
  • Vladimir Putin (Russia):  A-, a remarkably insecure, malleable moron serving us well.
  • Malcolm Turnbull (Australia):  F-, is not only rude and arrogant, he is dumb and dangerous.
  • Enrique Pena Nieto (Mexico);  D+, I must say we are now grateful for the wall he is building on our border at his taxpayers' expense.
  • Kim Jung-un (North Korea):  B+, Don and I have a great relationship, very close.
  • Sergio Mattarella (Italy):  D+, Il Dunce.
  • Françoise Hollande (France):  D, un draguer (means pick-up artist or sexual vulture).
  • Dilma Roussef (Brazil):  no grade, but...you think I really give shit about that bumbling bozo?
  • Justin Trudeau (Canada):  CC (for Clow Car), but as I want to be careful in evaluating Mr. Trump at this early point in his presidency, it is not an easy job.  Donald Trump deserves a chance to prove that he is not a racist, misogynistic, ill-prepared, thin-skinned, unpredictable loose cannon.
  • Xi Jinping (China):  A+, the Chinese people are celebrating 2017 as the Year of the Orangutan. There is no question that Donald Trump will go down in Chinese history as the greatest American president to rule the former United States.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average broke another all-time record, up 20 to 22,662.  Why?  Beats me.   I worry about when that expected major correction will occur.

-
Two new ocean storms, one destined to become a hurricane and strike around New Orleans on Sunday:


However, this depression needs to first roll over Central America and become a hurricane.

In the Pacific, Tropical Storm Ramon seems headed for Hawaii:


-

No comments: