I went to 2.2 films, and they came in #2, #5 and #6 at the weekend box office. It all began with #6, Vice, which was all about Dick Cheney. Rotten Tomatoes did not particularly like it: 64%/56%. I did, mostly because I identified with the politics and people.
When I worked for the U.S. Senate from 1979 to 1982, Cheney was a brand new Congressman. We were just about the same age. I recall him as being imperialistic. However, in this mix was Scooter Libby, who later went on to serve as chief of staff for Cheney when he became Vice President. This is where the title came for my first movie yesterday.
I've met only a couple of people in my life who had the ability to correctly finish a sentence I started. He was uncommonly sharp, but friendly. Scooter was one of those in the 1980's who helped me get the Pacific International Center for High Technology Research (PICHTR) started.
In 2007 he took the blame for the CIA leak ordered by Cheney and was the highest White House official at that time to get convicted. President Donald Trump fully pardoned him earlier this year.
But back to Vice, very difficult to imagine someone like Christian Bale playing Dick Cheney. Bale dropped his weight to 120 pounds for The Machinist in 2014, and reached 228 pounds for this role.
Steve Carell did an okay Donald Rumsfeld and Sam Rockwell kind of looked like and sounded sufficiently close to George W. Bush.
Noticed that Brad Pitt and Will Ferrell were among the producers. I bet Ferrell wanted to play Bush the Younger. Remember those SNL sequences? Ferrell also had a one-man play as George Bush.
Dick Cheney's approval rating as VP when he left office was down to 13%. Plus, he didn't cooperate with the film makers. You can imagine how kind they were to him.
I then went to a second movie, Mary Poppins Returns. I began to worry when I saw a good number of children in the audience. Then, all the film previews were animated or otherwise Disney productions. Rotten Tomatoes bestowed 78%/68% ratings. Mary Poppins returns as Emily Blunt, who was born in London, and is known for roles in Sicario, The Girl on the Train and A Quiet Place, the latter co-starring with her husband John Krasinski.
I was curious why Lin-Manuel Miranda was playing the Dick Van Dyke role. Miranda is now really famous with his Hamilton production, but he was born in New York and has Puerto Rican roots. No problem, he can speak like a Britisher, and even sing. Come to think of it, Van Dyke also was American, and he makes a surprise showing.
The cast also had Angela Lansbury, Colin Firth and Meryl Streep. While the songs were original, there was a stanza of A Spoonful of Sugar. And I can still say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. For the record, the original in 1964 got 100%/86% ratings, while the new one only 78%/69%.
Well, to make a long story short, after about 25 minutes I had to go to the bathroom and on the way back to my seat bought a giant hot dog. The next door auditorium was playing The Mule, and was just starting. Heck, I payed for two films, so I abandoned Mary Poppins for Clint Eastwood, who directed, produced and starred. Rotten Tomatoes gave it 64%/67%. The cast included Bradley Cooper, Laurence Fishburne, Diane Wiest and Andy Garcia. I also thoroughly enjoyed my less than healthy meal and no doubt this film over the other.
The RT scores were about right. Just an acceptable movie which says be closer to your family if you want a fulfilling life. Eastwood's character mostly had fun and some success in his first 90 years, but in ignorance of his family, then lost his farm and home. So he almost accidentally became a 90-year old drug mule for the Sinaloa Cartel, donating a lot of his earnings to good causes. Sure, he gets arrested, but that leads to re-gaining a measure of acceptance by his wife, daughter and granddaughter.
The only film to soon open with high Rotten Tomatoes ratings is Stan and Ollie. Got 89% from reviewers and 91% from audiences. Don't know who they are? Well, they first became popular 90 years ago.
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