- crass womanizer who brags about his penis
- bigot who attacks Mexican immigrant and Muslims
- ignoramus who knows little of foreign policy
- posturing tough-guy who supports torture
- serial liar
- a bully
- shameless showman who exploits the media while professing to hate it
You know what was missing? The environment. Global warming, for example. Could Donald Trump's most consequential blunder be to catalyze the end of the world as we know it?