I took it real easy on my only day in Guam, and I paid not a penny for my meals. Breakfast was free, and I had lunch in my room mostly gifted by the hotel:
From left to right, Hotel Nikko, new Japanese hotel under construction by the owner of the Nikko, and the Lotte.
Here are a few things to think about if you plan to visit Guam:
Had a steak sandwich with assorted snacks, plus a Johnny Walker Black Label on ice, Chilean red and Sapporo Beer.
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From left to right, Hotel Nikko, new Japanese hotel under construction by the owner of the Nikko, and the Lotte.
Here are a few things to think about if you plan to visit Guam:
- Don't call the indigenous people, the Chamorro, Chamorrons. Something to do with an allusion to moron.
- Tumon, where I'm staying, is known as Americaland, with resorts, luxury shopping and hamburgers. The rest of Guam is different.
- Apparently, taxis do overcharge.
- The humidity is high and the temperatures are hot and hotter.
- Come before or after typhoon season. (Yes, those are typhoon tracks.)
- The Guam Kmart is the largest in the world...and, no, it is not the only Kmart left, there are 47.
- There are eleven golf courses.
- They're here, but you won't see a brown tree snake.
- On the other hand, because there are so few birds, seed scattering has become a problem, and trees are now being affected.
- Buying a condom is an embarrassing adventure.
- The one biggest thing on the island, which occurs on Sunday, is the Guam Marathon, sponsored by United Airlines.
- However Guam is mostly Catholic, so Sundays are usually dead.
- It is said that Guam has twice the number of churches/capita than the U.S. Also, no doubt, massage parlors.
- You buy something listed at $1.85, and you pay that amount.
- Hafa Adai is a Chamorro greeting term, not "half-a-day is all you'll have left after you wait in line."
- Life is slow.
Had a steak sandwich with assorted snacks, plus a Johnny Walker Black Label on ice, Chilean red and Sapporo Beer.
I had planned on an Italian dinner if the lounge offering was too simple, but, nothing like a totally free meal day. There is a magic show here called Magic Rocks. Cost? $85. With dinner? $99 if you dine at Prego, or $110 if at Taste.
Well, I'm off to Japan.
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